"If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore. If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?"
Really Sarah? Animals made out of meat? Wow. Last I checked, all animals, including people, were made of meat... well, if that's how you feel, you can be the first one into the grinder, though I'm quite sure most people don't buy Grade F meat. Apparently the USDA accidentally passed over you in the inspection line.
Sorry, but someone had to make the joke first!