I'm all about jokes. Seriously. I can't even take myself seriously.
My sister will still dangle a glistening slice of Christmas ham in front of me and make oinking noises. This happens every year, since I stopped eating pork at age 12, and it will probably continue till the day I have kids and they ask, "Mommy, is Aunt Tina crazy? Why does she do that?" Sure, it's old, but I'll let her have it, it's still kinda funny.
When friends make jokes about trying to get me wasted enough to unknowingly eat meat, or how I'd get sick less often if I ate more meat, I'll playfully banter back that I LOVE a lil sausage in me every now and then.
I'll always be a good sport when people pick not-so-friendly-to-veg spots for birthdays, reunions, gatherings- hey, I like salad, and I can suck up eating just a salad for dinner or pulling chunks of meat from a shared dish if it means good times with friends! And though I'll never prepare a juicy steak dinner for whatever honey I date, I even took an ex to a Brazilian steakhouse for his birthday- yep, that was MY idea- because I knew how much he'd enjoy it.
Vegetarianism is a choice, it's been my choice since I was 18. I certainly think its the best choice for me, but it's not for everyone, and I never begrudge anybody for not going veg. I'm not even a fan of proselytizing vegetarian/vegan types myself- I prefer to let my fabulous veggie treats speak for themselves!
But I will get offended when people who obviously don't know what they're talking about feel like they should offer commentary on my eating habits; and it's just as offensive to me as Capitol Hill suits dictating what I should/shouldn't do with my body, or altar-boy loving holy men that think I should sport a chastity belt till I'm married.
I was out of work for several days with some flu-like bug, and upon returning to the office later in the week, my all-knowing boss was quite concerned because I just keep getting sick. That he'd given it some thought (lucky me!), and that I should probably go see a nutritionist because maybe there's just something I'm not getting in my diet, you know, doing that whole vegetarian thing and all.
No, no, I'm sure it's got NOTHING to do with the fact that our office/studio is in the basement level of the building, with no windows, no air circulation; that it's got NOTHING to do with the fact that we had a major flood on our floor less than two months ago and more likely than not we still have mold spores floating around. See, that would be a logical conclusion.
No, it must be me, it must be my diet. The same diet that I've maintained for almost 7 years. And no, he didn't bother to ask if I'd ever gotten sick this often since I started working at this office (answer: no); if I carefully scrutinize what I put into my body because it's something you just learn to do when you're avoiding certain foods (answer: duh); that the last time I actually had blood work done, my doc was impressed by my really high level of good cholesterol in my system that comes from a healthy plant based fats & omega-3s (what a surprise!).
And I'll answer you something else: no, I'm NOT overreacting with this one. I've worked there for almost two years now, and I can confidently say everyone knows how well I eat, based on the countless times I've brought something fabulous & veg friendly in for lunch and elicited a variety of compliments and questions on how I managed to whip the dish together. You see what I eat, you've queried in the past how I get protein, vitamins, etc, and I've more than satisfactorily answered all of your questions. Hell, you know I was a vegetarian ATHLETE in college. And suddenly now my diet must be at fault?
Fuck. that.
Maybe you can partially blame the prevalent culture of ignorance, but seriously, before you make dumb assumptions, educate yourself! Anybody that remotely scans headlines in the science or food section of a newspaper can assume that adding more anti-oxidant rich veggies and all-natural foods to your diet and cutting out fattier, preservative-laden items will reduce obesity, cancers, you just name it. And even if there weren't studies that proved it, if you gave it any thought at all, you can also logically deduce that anyone who has followed ANY kind of special diet for years is automatically trained to scan ingredient lists and nutrition facts, more so than people who do not follow a special diet.... ESPECIALLY if you're cutting out a whole food group. Anyone who goes vegetarian or vegan has some research to do, even if only to look for new recipes; just as much as a diabetic would need to do some research about maintaining a low-sugar diet, or someone getting kidney stones out of their system needs to check labels for sodium content. Outside of the foodie circuit, I'm one of a handful of people I know that really monitors what they eat and tries to keep everything in balance (and even as a foodie, all the more reason to pay attention to what you're eating!) Sure, the occasional binge on disco fries at 4am after a night of partying happens, but I know damn well that I shouldn't be eating anything too greasy the day after.
Though I generally disdain the "I know what's best for everyone" attitude, it becomes even more offensive when it's fueled by ignorance, and it attacks something that's become an important part of who I am. So I decided to do something more productive with my time than stay peeved at a world that I thought
should know better about vegetarianism... especially in NYC. Some people will never get it, including my Sicilian dad who still asks every year why I'm not eating the meat sauce, the cioppino, the holiday ham, or whatever might be up for grabs.
I've never been a crazy "beat you over the head with a carrot till you see the light" veggie, nor do I find this acceptable behavior either... you don't win anyone over this way, and it shouldn't be an "us vs. them" battle! So I'm going to be pro-active here and instead of seeking out "veg-friendly," I'll be out there as "the friendly veg." Keep reading for vegetarian & health-conscious recipes, veggie versions of dishes in restaurants, info on my new dessert venture, SugarSpice Pies, and more. To my meat-eating pals, you might even find a recipe that
you like! :)
Thanks!
For anyone else that wants to educate themselves, check out, at least for starters:
http://www.foodpolitics.com/
http://goveg.com/vegetarian_athletes.asp
http://www.thechinastudy.com/about.html
http://www.vegetariantimes.com/
http://www.vrg.org/